No, No, Song:Ringo Starr. #3 in 1973. #1. C A lady that I know just came from Columbia, F C she smiled because I did not understand. F Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha! G7 C She said it was the best in all the land. And I said, CHORUS: C No, no, no, no, I don't smoke it no more. G7 I'm tired of waking up on the floor. No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze, C and then it makes it hard to find the door. #2. C A woman that I know just came from Majorca, in Spain. F C She smiled because I did not understand. F Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine, G7 C she said it was the finest in the land. And I said... CHORUS: C No, no, no, no, I don't sniff it no more. G7 I'm tired of waking up on the floor. No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze, C and then it makes it hard to find the door. #3. C A man I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee, oh. F C He smiled because I did not understand. F Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho, G7 C he said it was the best in all the land. And I said.. CHORUS: C No, no, no, no, I don't drink it no more. G7 I'm tired of waking up on the floor. No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze, C and then it makes it hard to find the door. Well, I said... CHORUS: C No, no, no, no, I can't take it no more. G7 I'm tired of waking up on the floor. No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze, C and then it makes it hard to find the door. A seventies smash from Kraziekhat.